Pretzel Logic. I'm not Eating That. When In Doubt, Ask Frank

If 'normal' is what the food industry decides to feed us, then it would be normal for 1.2 billion people to smoke, because that's the number of cigarettes the tobacco industry decides to sell us. 

Pink Slime is a legitimate and valuable food. 

I'm not fat, I'm Pre-  Diabetic. Take this.....

 No, I was fat!